Jack Bauer does not bleed. All the forgoing pales into insignificance when you remember that Jack murdered one of his own team. They are all Jack Bauer. If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life. Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Jack Bauer during sex; because they are doing the same thing. Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
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Wait, that is a real fact. Newer Posts Older Posts Home. This was the best damn cup of coffee I have ever had And he's done it twice. Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him. It just makes him angry.
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Jack Bauer needs feet and a gun. In an average living room there are 1, objects Jack Bauer could use to kill you, including the room itself. People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer's house has an alarm system -- not to warn Jack of intruders, but to warn the intruders of Jack. Originally posted by Vampgrrl: Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
By Frey, October 12, in Off Topic. When Jack Bauer asks for your help, he's not asking. His next erection stabbed himself in the back of the neck. Don't ask how he did it, he's fucking Jack Bauer. Everything from the rehearsal dinner to the ceremony and reception was absolutely perfect. And he's done it twice.